1 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,152 Good morning, Philadelphia. 2 00:00:25,164 --> 00:00:27,034 With us today is Frank Reynolds, 3 00:00:27,052 --> 00:00:29,752 local business owner and a man with a harrowing story. 4 00:00:29,778 --> 00:00:31,166 That's right. 5 00:00:31,646 --> 00:00:34,834 A few days ago, three thugs tried to mug me. 6 00:00:34,847 --> 00:00:37,551 - And I want to be very clear about something. - Um, 7 00:00:38,357 --> 00:00:39,888 - Mr... - These pieces of garbage, 8 00:00:39,897 --> 00:00:42,340 - they don't know who the hell they're dealing with. - Mr. Reynolds, excuse me. 9 00:00:42,351 --> 00:00:44,345 Do you think maybe you could eat that sandwich later? 10 00:00:44,379 --> 00:00:45,892 I'm starving. 11 00:00:45,968 --> 00:00:47,693 You don't have nothing to eat in this show. 12 00:00:47,712 --> 00:00:50,120 - Let's get back to your story. - Right, so these punks... 13 00:00:50,136 --> 00:00:54,174 - Yes. - ...I don't know if they wanted money or they wanted something more sexual. 14 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,221 - Wow. - But it's a lucky thing I had my pieces. 15 00:00:57,621 --> 00:00:58,760 - Your-your pieces? - My guns. 16 00:00:58,769 --> 00:01:01,331 - Oh, my. - Anyway, I started blasting. 17 00:01:01,336 --> 00:01:02,342 Bah! Bah! 18 00:01:02,358 --> 00:01:06,011 Now, I don't see so good, so I missed, then they ran away, I ran after them. 19 00:01:06,036 --> 00:01:06,861 - Okay. - Bang! 20 00:01:06,879 --> 00:01:09,814 Tried to shoot them in the back, but I don't run so good either. 21 00:01:09,842 --> 00:01:15,445 Anyway, you guys all think I'm a hero, and I'll accept that responsibility. 22 00:01:15,570 --> 00:01:17,638 Now, weren't you concerned though that an innocent 23 00:01:17,656 --> 00:01:21,206 - bystander may have... - Look, crime in this city is out of control. 24 00:01:21,239 --> 00:01:26,280 - Mm. - Thank God I went down to Gunther's Guns and picked up a spare. 25 00:01:26,367 --> 00:01:29,558 I don't think one would've done it. I'm gonna go out and buy some more. 26 00:01:29,572 --> 00:01:31,910 - Okay. - And I think you should, too. 27 00:01:31,935 --> 00:01:33,410 Don't be a victim. 28 00:01:33,514 --> 00:01:36,025 - It's time to fight back. - Thank you. 29 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:37,377 This is crazy. 30 00:01:37,391 --> 00:01:39,182 - Completely insane. - Oh, it's driving me nuts. 31 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,244 The whole gun thing, it just makes me really hot. 32 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,238 Yeah, well, it's a hot issue and I'm getting hot about it, too. 33 00:01:43,263 --> 00:01:44,909 This is good, we're all hot at the same time. 34 00:01:44,910 --> 00:01:47,005 - We should do something about... - I mean, our schools aren't safe. 35 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,036 There are people out on the streets with assault rifles? 36 00:01:49,055 --> 00:01:50,380 We're living in constant fear! 37 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:53,043 Aw, guys, we got to get more guns on the streets! 38 00:01:53,068 --> 00:01:54,974 Yeah! Wait, what? 39 00:01:55,024 --> 00:01:56,744 We got to get more guns onto the streets. 40 00:01:56,763 --> 00:01:59,549 Yeah, we got to get guns in the right hands. I mean, we're just not safe. 41 00:01:59,574 --> 00:02:00,955 That's what you guys are hot about? 42 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:03,213 - Yeah, didn't you hear what Frank said? - Yeah, what are you hot about? 43 00:02:03,232 --> 00:02:05,006 There are too many guns on the streets as it is. 44 00:02:05,028 --> 00:02:08,032 - Guns off the streets is what we need. - It's way too easy for anybody 45 00:02:08,051 --> 00:02:09,618 to just walk into a store and get a gun. 46 00:02:09,633 --> 00:02:12,074 No, it's not. It getting harder and harder. 47 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,497 The government's trying to take our guns away. 48 00:02:13,521 --> 00:02:17,440 - It's way harder than you think, dude. - Guys, we're hot about the complete opposite. 49 00:02:17,456 --> 00:02:18,544 - Shoot. - Which is a bummer, 50 00:02:18,565 --> 00:02:20,550 'cause I thought we were on the same page for once. 51 00:02:22,307 --> 00:02:23,794 - Still very hot though. - Yeah. 52 00:02:23,812 --> 00:02:26,650 - Oh, I'm even hotter if I'm being honest. - Still hot. 53 00:02:38,895 --> 00:02:48,895 Sync and corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 54 00:02:52,782 --> 00:02:55,291 - Good call on these outfits, dude. - It's the only call. 55 00:02:55,534 --> 00:02:58,375 You know what I mean? Like, you need a guy in a school 56 00:02:58,425 --> 00:03:03,538 that even from a mile away, the school shooter sees that guy and says, "Uh-uh." 57 00:03:03,582 --> 00:03:05,696 - "I ain't messing with that dude." - "I'm not messing with that dude. 58 00:03:05,739 --> 00:03:08,858 - I'm not going near that school." Uh, gentlemen, 59 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:11,559 I understand that you would like to... 60 00:03:12,288 --> 00:03:16,582 - You... How-how did you find me? - Oh, shit, I know this dude. 61 00:03:16,599 --> 00:03:19,433 - Who-Who's this? - This guy was the principal 62 00:03:19,454 --> 00:03:21,397 at the high school where I was doing the janitor thing. 63 00:03:21,423 --> 00:03:22,059 Yeah. 64 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:24,043 Right, so why are you at a middle school now? 65 00:03:24,065 --> 00:03:25,649 Well, I was... I was transferred. 66 00:03:25,674 --> 00:03:28,210 See, I have tenure, so they couldn't actually fire me, 67 00:03:28,234 --> 00:03:30,935 which was, of course, their first choice, thanks to you. 68 00:03:30,968 --> 00:03:32,935 Well, let's not throw barbs at each other. 69 00:03:32,969 --> 00:03:35,809 Look, we're actually here for a good cause. We want to protect this school. 70 00:03:35,834 --> 00:03:37,753 - Oh. - Yeah, we want to be the armed security guards. 71 00:03:37,771 --> 00:03:41,302 - Yeah, I brought a piece. We're good. - Hey, hey, hey, no, no! 72 00:03:41,315 --> 00:03:42,892 - Calm yourself. - No, you got to put... no... 73 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,890 - It's not currently loaded. - That's not the... 74 00:03:44,902 --> 00:03:46,126 - Just put it away. - I hear you, buddy. 75 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:48,667 I would not want to be around this guy with a gun either. 76 00:03:48,692 --> 00:03:51,823 He has got a hair trigger. I mean, one little move and he'll just start blasting. 77 00:03:51,842 --> 00:03:52,936 Uh, bullshit. 78 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:56,211 Look, the point is he shouldn't have a gun in a school in the first place anyway. 79 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:58,574 - No. - Guns just do not belong in schools. 80 00:03:58,594 --> 00:04:01,497 No, they do not. That is why I brought along... 81 00:04:01,707 --> 00:04:03,966 - a saber. - Aw, Jesus Christ. 82 00:04:03,989 --> 00:04:07,270 Which is just about the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life, 83 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,634 because how are you gonna stop a gunman with that? 84 00:04:09,655 --> 00:04:11,166 - Bro... - He's gonna get you from a distance. 85 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:14,939 If I come at you, I'll get to you faster. We have been arguing about this all day. 86 00:04:14,969 --> 00:04:17,645 - Because it's insanity. - Ooh, maybe you can be the judge. 87 00:04:17,683 --> 00:04:19,048 - I don't want... What? - Here we go. 88 00:04:19,075 --> 00:04:20,943 I'm gonna holster my weapon, he'll holster his weapon. 89 00:04:20,963 --> 00:04:23,561 - No, we, no... - I'll do, like, a one, two, three count, you tell us who goes faster. 90 00:04:23,579 --> 00:04:26,363 - Please don't do this in here. - Look, dude, this is the only way to tell, okay? 91 00:04:26,382 --> 00:04:29,513 And then we can protect your school, but we got to go one step at a time, all right? 92 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:32,308 - I mean, for God's sake... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 93 00:04:32,336 --> 00:04:34,280 - Sorry, sorry. - Look out! 94 00:04:38,967 --> 00:04:40,645 Ah. I guess I do have a hair trigger, huh? 95 00:04:40,654 --> 00:04:42,287 - Yeah. - All right. 96 00:04:43,473 --> 00:04:44,886 Look at all these maniacs. 97 00:04:44,904 --> 00:04:47,315 Goddamn bloodthirsty freaks walking in off the street. 98 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,601 So easy for anybody to just waltz in and buy a gun. 99 00:04:49,628 --> 00:04:51,298 Let's do it. Let's buy assault rifles 100 00:04:51,323 --> 00:04:52,995 and just prove to Mac and Charlie how easy it is. 101 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:54,756 - Oh, we're gonna, we're gonna. - That's what we'll do. 102 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:57,243 - Hi, how are you, sir? Howdy, - I'm Gunther. What can I do for you? 103 00:04:57,262 --> 00:04:59,946 Oh, Gunther himself, purveyor of destruction. 104 00:04:59,987 --> 00:05:02,681 I would like to buy a man destroyer from you, please. 105 00:05:02,709 --> 00:05:04,134 Yeah, nice to meet you, Gunther. 106 00:05:04,145 --> 00:05:07,203 Hey, maybe you could recommend something that could blow a hole 107 00:05:07,228 --> 00:05:11,591 - through an elephant, you know. 'Cause I need that for my home protection. - Yeah. 108 00:05:11,635 --> 00:05:13,911 I guess you're looking at an AR-15. 109 00:05:13,949 --> 00:05:15,663 Oh, look at that. Yeah, that's great. 110 00:05:15,681 --> 00:05:17,938 Now, theoretically, Gunther, would I be able to slaughter 111 00:05:17,957 --> 00:05:19,908 a roomful of innocent people with that weapon? 112 00:05:19,927 --> 00:05:21,371 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 113 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:24,426 - Brother, that'd be on you. - That would be on me, wouldn't it? 114 00:05:24,444 --> 00:05:27,230 - Yeah, that wouldn't be on you at all. - But here you go. But here you go. 115 00:05:27,255 --> 00:05:30,008 - But here you go. Okay, great, we'll take one of those, please. - Yeah, we got it. 116 00:05:30,022 --> 00:05:32,905 - How much would that be? - Uh, that's $1,500. 117 00:05:33,049 --> 00:05:36,000 Woof! $1,500 for the privilege, okay. 118 00:05:36,038 --> 00:05:38,419 Hey, what is your, uh, what is your return policy there? 119 00:05:38,527 --> 00:05:40,805 - 30 days, no charge. - All right. 120 00:05:40,828 --> 00:05:44,210 Ooh, 30 days, sounds fair. My goodness, Dennis, this feels good. 121 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:45,683 Feels good in my hands. 122 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,181 - Oh, good my kids are safe. - I saved everyone! 123 00:05:52,206 --> 00:05:53,767 Yeah, my yard's protected. 124 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:56,800 So, of course, it feels good, you know? But that only proves our point even more. 125 00:05:56,825 --> 00:05:58,975 - We'll take two of these, Gunther. - Great. 126 00:05:59,049 --> 00:06:02,055 - I'll need your licenses for the background checks. - Okay, yeah. 127 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,954 Yeah, you can drive, you can kill! 128 00:06:05,861 --> 00:06:08,402 - Oh, Christ, look at this. - Oh, God. 129 00:06:08,423 --> 00:06:10,805 Oh, shit, I love this guy. 130 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:14,464 - ...become a bit of a local lightning rod in these gun debates here. - Exactly. 131 00:06:14,469 --> 00:06:16,238 Gun sales have skyrocketed. 132 00:06:16,255 --> 00:06:19,758 We're running out of guns, and we have to manufacture more guns; 133 00:06:19,778 --> 00:06:21,883 supply is not meeting the demand. 134 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:23,217 Can we... can we cut? 135 00:06:23,265 --> 00:06:25,790 Will my hands look this small on the screen? 136 00:06:25,810 --> 00:06:26,807 Uh, we're live, sir. 137 00:06:26,827 --> 00:06:29,067 I thought the camera would add ten pounds to my hands, 138 00:06:29,077 --> 00:06:30,643 and I don't like the way they look. 139 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,622 Your hands look fine. Put them down. 140 00:06:32,688 --> 00:06:34,946 This is Jack Kelly. He's my attorney. 141 00:06:34,969 --> 00:06:38,161 He specializes in Constitutional Law. 142 00:06:38,174 --> 00:06:40,061 Our rights are being infringed upon. 143 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:42,931 And people like my client won't take it anymore. 144 00:06:42,956 --> 00:06:46,714 The Constitution guarantees our Second Amendment rights. 145 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:49,782 And these liberals like Al Gore, they're trying to take that away 146 00:06:49,801 --> 00:06:52,015 from us with this global warming bullshit. 147 00:06:52,056 --> 00:06:55,440 So, you see the two issues as related somehow? 148 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:56,590 Damn right. 149 00:06:56,615 --> 00:07:00,179 The government of today has no right telling us how to live our lives, 150 00:07:00,198 --> 00:07:03,651 because the government of 200 years ago already did. 151 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:05,126 - Yeah. - Oh, okay. 152 00:07:05,146 --> 00:07:10,508 They also protected us from tyranny against the seizure of tasteful, 153 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:13,289 artistic photographs of beautiful bodies. 154 00:07:13,317 --> 00:07:14,476 Not now, Jack. 155 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:19,010 That same government wants to come into our home, tell us what is and what is not art? 156 00:07:19,054 --> 00:07:19,872 That's not right! 157 00:07:19,893 --> 00:07:22,685 Okay, well, I'm gonna try and, uh, keep things on track here, so... 158 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:26,054 Yeah. Get out and get those guns before they run out, 159 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,917 and the government changes the laws. 160 00:07:29,135 --> 00:07:30,327 All right! Yeah! 161 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:32,385 - These idiots are buying this? - It's crazy. 162 00:07:32,409 --> 00:07:35,029 What is going on? That was fast. 163 00:07:35,283 --> 00:07:38,520 - You've been denied. - What? That's ludicrous. Why? 164 00:07:38,547 --> 00:07:43,658 It says here you have an extensive history of felonious behavior. 165 00:07:43,715 --> 00:07:47,878 Oh, there have been incidents, sure, yeah, a few minor indiscretions, but, 166 00:07:47,891 --> 00:07:51,133 you know, I-I'm simply a person of interest in most of those cases, all right? 167 00:07:51,151 --> 00:07:53,809 Being wanted and being "wanted for questioning" 168 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:55,639 are very, very, very different things, Gunther. 169 00:07:55,657 --> 00:07:57,324 And you've been institutionalized. 170 00:07:57,356 --> 00:07:59,036 - Me? - She... she... yeah. 171 00:07:59,063 --> 00:08:02,433 What... I mean, one time, for a short period of time. 172 00:08:02,452 --> 00:08:05,093 That-that was against my will. That doesn't even really count. 173 00:08:05,126 --> 00:08:06,348 That's the only time it counts, Dee. 174 00:08:06,373 --> 00:08:09,467 Okay, look, it was, like, a teeny thing that happened with a college roommate. 175 00:08:09,486 --> 00:08:10,922 - It was really no big deal. - Uh, yeah. 176 00:08:10,944 --> 00:08:13,699 - Says here you burned her. - I burned her, yeah. I burned her. 177 00:08:13,732 --> 00:08:16,886 But... She was so annoying. 178 00:08:16,933 --> 00:08:19,539 I mean, it... She deserved it, okay? 179 00:08:19,557 --> 00:08:21,760 She was wearing my stuff, and she was copying me, and... 180 00:08:21,788 --> 00:08:24,298 - You were copying her. - I was copying her, she was copying me... It doesn't matter. 181 00:08:24,307 --> 00:08:27,365 Look, I'm sorry, but I can't sell you the guns. 182 00:08:27,389 --> 00:08:29,220 - Oh, God. - Oh, well, look at you. 183 00:08:29,284 --> 00:08:31,490 Oh, Gunther the morality king. 184 00:08:31,508 --> 00:08:34,026 "Hi, I'm Gunther, I've never lit anybody on fire before." 185 00:08:34,045 --> 00:08:37,223 You know, you light one bitch on fire, and everybody freaks out! 186 00:08:37,248 --> 00:08:38,917 Oh, you son of a bitch. 187 00:08:38,942 --> 00:08:41,804 - It was one time and one thing, I just... - All right, all right, all right, relax, relax. 188 00:08:43,405 --> 00:08:44,255 Okay, take it easy. 189 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,126 Look, there are other ways to buy guns where people don't go 190 00:08:46,135 --> 00:08:48,526 snooping around in your past. Listen, pal... 191 00:08:48,831 --> 00:08:52,165 - you just made my list. - Your list? 192 00:08:52,661 --> 00:08:54,247 - Yeah, I have a... - Shh. 193 00:08:54,278 --> 00:08:55,777 - Whatever, let's just go. - Let's go. 194 00:08:56,561 --> 00:08:58,890 How is that tasteless? It's art. 195 00:08:58,932 --> 00:09:00,484 Get that out. Get that out. 196 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:02,919 - You can't even see the child... - We'll be right back. 197 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:06,200 Weather, traffic and a trip to the zoo, coming right up. 198 00:09:10,255 --> 00:09:12,892 Okay, Charlie, I'm gonna demonstrate to you how to thwart an attack. 199 00:09:12,935 --> 00:09:13,692 Mm-hmm. 200 00:09:13,713 --> 00:09:15,582 Now, pretend that this dummy is a school shooter. 201 00:09:15,611 --> 00:09:18,197 - Right. - I want you to stand back, 'cause I don't want you to get hurt. 202 00:09:18,321 --> 00:09:20,511 Before he can draw his weapon... 203 00:09:20,848 --> 00:09:24,389 Hie-aught! Hup, hut, hut! Hie! 204 00:09:25,592 --> 00:09:27,586 How awesome was that? Well, yeah, that's-that's 205 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:30,516 pretty awesome, but I feel like he would've shot you from a mile away. 206 00:09:30,539 --> 00:09:31,608 No, no, he wouldn't, 207 00:09:31,627 --> 00:09:33,987 because you saw how I was zigzagging like this and making sounds? 208 00:09:34,009 --> 00:09:34,838 It was distracting. 209 00:09:34,858 --> 00:09:36,483 Yeah, but did you ever see Indiana Jones, 210 00:09:36,491 --> 00:09:38,774 where the guy does the whole sword thing and then he just shoots him dead? 211 00:09:38,793 --> 00:09:40,698 Are you asking me if I've seen Indiana Jones? 212 00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:41,883 Are you seriously asking me? 213 00:09:41,887 --> 00:09:43,193 I've seen that movie... That is my... 214 00:09:43,218 --> 00:09:44,892 - You're not understanding. Yes. - Do you remember it? 215 00:09:44,921 --> 00:09:46,975 But if I were to come at you, it's all about how I... 216 00:09:48,725 --> 00:09:51,799 - Okay, in that circumstance, maybe you got there a little bit faster. - I got you. 217 00:09:51,818 --> 00:09:53,217 But if I...! Okay. 218 00:09:53,238 --> 00:09:56,076 - I got you again. - But I... What if I zigzag like this? 219 00:09:57,879 --> 00:09:59,974 - It's so easy to get you. - And that's... that's not necessarily... 220 00:09:59,987 --> 00:10:02,157 - I don't think that that's... - Hold-hold on a second. 221 00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:06,925 Look at this kid. Ooh, he's wearing all black, he's walking by himself. 222 00:10:06,950 --> 00:10:09,171 - What do you think he's doing on that phone? - Oh, I'll tell you exactly 223 00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:11,280 what he's doing. He's playing one of those games where you shoot everyone. 224 00:10:11,299 --> 00:10:12,669 I'm gonna profile this guy really quick. 225 00:10:12,685 --> 00:10:15,991 - Excuse us. Son, son, I'm sorry, hold up, hold up. - Yeah. Hey, kid, kid, kid. Stop, stop. 226 00:10:16,771 --> 00:10:18,260 What are you doing on the phone there? 227 00:10:18,286 --> 00:10:19,919 None of your business. 228 00:10:19,945 --> 00:10:21,455 A sass-mouth, huh? That's a red flag. 229 00:10:21,486 --> 00:10:23,661 Son, you were asked a question by an adult, okay? 230 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,237 You've been asked a question, all right? 231 00:10:25,263 --> 00:10:27,552 We're trying to ensafen your school here, okay? 232 00:10:27,563 --> 00:10:30,451 And you're acting like a punk? Let me see the phone. I want to see. 233 00:10:30,569 --> 00:10:32,052 Oh! He's killing zombies! 234 00:10:32,071 --> 00:10:33,756 - I'm taking this. - What the hell, man? 235 00:10:33,775 --> 00:10:35,263 Hey, kid, you're getting off easy! 236 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,875 - Now get to school. - Go to school. 237 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,209 - Just know we're watching you. - Go to class. 238 00:10:39,323 --> 00:10:40,473 - Be careful. - Look. 239 00:10:40,622 --> 00:10:42,210 This is a red flag. 240 00:10:42,327 --> 00:10:44,199 These are the kids that are the threats to society, 241 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,709 the ones playing the violent video games, man. 242 00:10:46,778 --> 00:10:48,040 I play violent video games. 243 00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:50,011 Well, yeah, I also play violent video games. 244 00:10:50,123 --> 00:10:52,776 - I watch violent movies. - Well, yeah, violent movies mare the best movies. 245 00:10:52,795 --> 00:10:55,089 - And I don't want to kill people. - No, I mean... 246 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:58,243 All right, this... Yeah, it's not really the best way to tell, you know, 247 00:10:58,274 --> 00:11:01,599 - who's gonna be a threat or who's not gonna... - What is going on out here? 248 00:11:01,701 --> 00:11:03,317 Nothing, thanks to us, bro. 249 00:11:03,338 --> 00:11:07,236 - Well, are-are you stealing kids' cell phones? - Stealing, sir? No. 250 00:11:07,286 --> 00:11:09,545 I've been confiscating them as potential evidence. 251 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:12,571 Are you aware that you're holding children up with a gun and-and a sword? 252 00:11:12,608 --> 00:11:14,758 You just... you need to stay off of school property. 253 00:11:14,783 --> 00:11:17,138 - Sir, we are not on the school property, okay? - Yeah, we're outside 254 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:18,688 - of the fence by, like... - We're on the sidewalk, see? 255 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:21,264 You need to stay 1,000 yards away from school property. 256 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,011 I mean, we're trying to keep the school safe! 257 00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:25,680 I know, well, yeah. Well, yeah, we would all feel a lot safer 258 00:11:25,701 --> 00:11:27,386 if you were further away. 259 00:11:27,418 --> 00:11:30,824 - All right, I'm taking this guy out. - Hey, whoa, settle! Settle, settle, settle! 260 00:11:30,874 --> 00:11:33,187 Settle. Settle down. 261 00:11:33,425 --> 00:11:35,568 Would you please stop pointing that gun at me? 262 00:11:35,605 --> 00:11:37,404 The school is safe, thanks to us. 263 00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:38,567 Here's the damn phone. 264 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,664 Well... please, just... if you could just get away from the school. 265 00:11:40,681 --> 00:11:41,887 - Get away from the children. - Hey! 266 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,343 Just-just stay away from the children. 267 00:11:43,363 --> 00:11:45,008 - Have a good day, sir. - Thank you. 268 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:46,395 - Have a good day. - Go. 269 00:11:46,432 --> 00:11:48,415 - We're leaving! - We're leaving, we're leaving. 270 00:11:49,171 --> 00:11:50,566 You know, Charlie, 271 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:54,927 if we can't be in the school zone, maybe we need to train somebody who can be. 272 00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:57,330 You know, someone you'd never suspect 273 00:11:57,381 --> 00:11:59,381 could stop a shooter. 274 00:12:00,243 --> 00:12:01,699 I got an idea. 275 00:12:11,071 --> 00:12:14,671 And here we are, Dee, at a gun show, huh? 276 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:17,034 - Lowest common denominator. - Is that a bazooka? 277 00:12:17,056 --> 00:12:19,344 Insanely dangerous, this place is. 278 00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:21,457 It's crazy. Oh, look at this guy right here. 279 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,490 He'll probably sell us a gun. Excuse me, sir. 280 00:12:23,563 --> 00:12:25,722 Um, I would like to buy a gun from you. 281 00:12:25,751 --> 00:12:27,944 Something that is unnecessarily powerful, 282 00:12:27,971 --> 00:12:29,546 something you would never need in Philadelphia. 283 00:12:29,571 --> 00:12:31,782 Yeah, ooh, ooh, but you know what you shouldn't do though, 284 00:12:31,801 --> 00:12:34,595 - is look into our very sketchy pasts. - No. 285 00:12:34,615 --> 00:12:36,815 Uh, it's not a problem. We all got a sketchy past. 286 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,626 - Oh, genuine creep. Wonderful. - Perfect. 287 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:43,787 - Hey, sir, could you please sell us this AR-15? - Yeah. 288 00:12:43,814 --> 00:12:47,014 Uh, despite, you know, who or what we plan to obliterate with it. 289 00:12:47,024 --> 00:12:48,535 - And don't ask questions, okay? - No. 290 00:12:48,555 --> 00:12:50,866 'Cause we just want to prove to our friends how easy it is 291 00:12:50,891 --> 00:12:52,989 to buy a high-capacity rifle. 292 00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:55,613 - Absolutely. - All right, man, great. 293 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,572 Hey, so give this guy his 1,500 bucks, 294 00:12:57,594 --> 00:13:00,367 and we'll just saunter right out of here with a weapon of mass extinction. 295 00:13:00,406 --> 00:13:02,387 - Three grand. - What? I'm sorry. 296 00:13:02,409 --> 00:13:04,472 - That's $3,000. - No, not for this. 297 00:13:04,491 --> 00:13:05,716 - Not for this. - No, no. No, no, no, no, no. 298 00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:08,506 - At Gunther's it's $1,500. - Oh, this ain't Gunther's. 299 00:13:09,216 --> 00:13:11,141 - This a price gouge? That's illegal. - Oh, my. 300 00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:13,113 Oh, you see, I'm a private seller. 301 00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:15,072 That means I can do whatever I want. 302 00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:17,322 - Shit. - Fine. That's fine. We'll buy it, and we'll return it. 303 00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:18,819 - All sales are final. - Come on! 304 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,125 I'll show you what's final, you redneck son of a bitch! 305 00:13:21,155 --> 00:13:23,755 I will burn you alive like the last bitch who crossed me! 306 00:13:23,785 --> 00:13:26,655 Okay, all right, all right, Dee. That's not getting us anywhere. Okay, she's hot. 307 00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:28,943 I went... I went hot real fast; it just happened. 308 00:13:28,953 --> 00:13:30,459 Well, our whole crew's been hot lately. 309 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,454 We're trying to cool down, but you're not making it any easier. 310 00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:34,284 - Mm-mm. - All right, listen, I want this gun, pal. 311 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:36,158 Okay, I want it, because it's easy to buy a gun. 312 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:39,133 And I need to prove that to some people, so give me the gun at a fair price, 313 00:13:39,158 --> 00:13:40,839 - and do it now. - $4,000. 314 00:13:40,865 --> 00:13:42,915 - Shit! - Four thou...? $4,000? 315 00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:44,215 Really? 316 00:13:44,303 --> 00:13:45,647 I'll tell you what. 317 00:13:45,675 --> 00:13:47,269 How about I just take it, huh? 318 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:51,125 'Cause I'm a maniac with a gun, and there's nothing you can do about it. 319 00:13:54,589 --> 00:13:57,183 - Oh. Oh, oh. - Okay. 320 00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:58,945 - Oh, okay. - Oops. 321 00:13:58,996 --> 00:14:00,552 Putting the gun down now. 322 00:14:00,596 --> 00:14:04,155 Okay, this is just a... just an exercise, 323 00:14:04,355 --> 00:14:06,575 okay, to prove how unsafe it is... 324 00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:09,672 for everyone to have guns, okay? 325 00:14:10,204 --> 00:14:13,434 But I see now that I was the maniac with the gun. 326 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,346 And you all made it safer... 327 00:14:15,442 --> 00:14:17,138 - in here. - Yeah. 328 00:14:17,152 --> 00:14:20,083 - Good for you. - Our bad, our bad for this experiment. 329 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:26,730 Thank you for joining us. 330 00:14:26,755 --> 00:14:30,945 I know you may not see yourself as a solution to a national problem. 331 00:14:31,214 --> 00:14:33,958 You might not think you have the ability, but, uh, 332 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:37,019 believe me, you were... you were carefully selected. 333 00:14:37,136 --> 00:14:39,397 And with a little hard work and a whole lot of training, 334 00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:41,755 we can help you keep your school safe. 335 00:14:41,897 --> 00:14:43,535 Are there any questions? 336 00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:46,069 - Yo, can I get some beer? - No beer. 337 00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:47,705 - No. We said it, like, a million times. - Guys, guys, 338 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:50,155 how many times do we have to be through this? No beer, okay? 339 00:14:50,205 --> 00:14:52,728 All right, you know, you can't drink beer and be effective. 340 00:14:52,747 --> 00:14:54,341 But you guys had, like, five. 341 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,932 Don't count beers, Carlos. Not cool. 342 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,068 Yeah. And by the way, Carlos, I've had six. 343 00:14:59,102 --> 00:15:00,683 And I've had seven. 344 00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:02,758 So don't be a rat, okay? 345 00:15:02,808 --> 00:15:05,296 And if you are gonna be a rat, get it right. 346 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,798 No more questions. In fact, no more questions. 347 00:15:07,822 --> 00:15:09,797 You guys are the ones that asked for the questions. 348 00:15:09,816 --> 00:15:11,934 - Shut up, Carlos! - Carlos, shut up! 349 00:15:12,003 --> 00:15:13,924 The time for questions is over. 350 00:15:13,968 --> 00:15:15,056 It's now time for learning. 351 00:15:15,074 --> 00:15:18,221 Okay? You're-you're impeding on your own safety. 352 00:15:18,246 --> 00:15:20,209 Okay, now my friend and I 353 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:24,495 have been arguing all day about the efficacy of swords versus guns. 354 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,600 Okay? 355 00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:28,230 So we met in the middle. Now if you look under your seat, 356 00:15:28,254 --> 00:15:31,305 you'll see that each of you has been provided a weapon 357 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,948 that you could easily find in your own classroom. 358 00:15:34,565 --> 00:15:37,210 Some of you may have compasses, others, 359 00:15:37,256 --> 00:15:40,800 - sharp pencils. - Okay, there are forks in the cafeteria, 360 00:15:40,862 --> 00:15:42,875 there's piano wire from the music room. 361 00:15:42,906 --> 00:15:46,734 You need to learn how to make every single item in your school 362 00:15:46,751 --> 00:15:48,926 a potentially life-threatening weapon. 363 00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:52,300 Look at the person sitting next to you. That person wants to take you out. 364 00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:54,073 Guys, safety is the name of the game. 365 00:15:54,098 --> 00:15:55,853 - It's all about safety. - Let's take it slow. 366 00:15:55,927 --> 00:15:59,377 We're gonna take this in a safe and orderly fashion. 367 00:15:59,984 --> 00:16:01,794 Are you ready to begin? 368 00:16:02,405 --> 00:16:05,640 - Okay. - And, guys, let's have a little fun. 369 00:16:09,646 --> 00:16:10,976 Shut it, shut it, shut it! 370 00:16:10,992 --> 00:16:12,885 - Those-those kids are maniacs! - Oh, my God, I think they're 371 00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:15,405 all in gangs or something! There's a lot of score settling going on in there! 372 00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:18,155 Oh, yeah, dude, we created a Hunger Games-type scenario in there. 373 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:20,449 - Imagine if they had guns! - Oh, it'd be a disaster! 374 00:16:20,484 --> 00:16:22,715 An absolute disaster! These kids are all too violent. 375 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,162 It's, like, ingrained in them or something. 376 00:16:24,169 --> 00:16:25,941 Oh, my God, dude, we've been singing the wrong tune. 377 00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:27,846 Society is getting more savage. 378 00:16:27,871 --> 00:16:29,697 We need to get the weapons out of their hands! 379 00:16:29,728 --> 00:16:31,834 Maybe we should call the cops, the only people who should have guns! 380 00:16:31,859 --> 00:16:33,665 They got to come in here, they got to calm this down! 381 00:16:35,134 --> 00:16:37,797 Oh! Oh, shit, Charlie, I got to admit something, dude. I'm bleeding pretty bad. 382 00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:39,123 One of the kids got you? 383 00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:42,904 I nicked myself back in the principal's office just trying to upholster my weapon. 384 00:16:42,926 --> 00:16:44,193 Jesus, man. 385 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,254 I didn't want to say anything 'cause it was a little bit embarrassing. 386 00:16:47,582 --> 00:16:50,969 - All right, can I go to the hospital? - Yeah, let's go. Go, go, go, go, go. 387 00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:55,692 First they disarm us, then they oppress us. 388 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,685 So I want you to get every gun you can buy 389 00:16:58,729 --> 00:17:01,517 and bring it to 17th and JFK, 390 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,917 and we're gonna march on City Hall. 391 00:17:03,944 --> 00:17:07,324 And bring whatever guests you want, regardless of age 392 00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:11,308 or whatever restriction the government puts on our expression of beauty. 393 00:17:11,345 --> 00:17:13,739 Just get the guns and bring them down to City Hall. 394 00:17:13,764 --> 00:17:16,383 - Well, you better believe I'll be there. - I know you'll be there. 395 00:17:16,387 --> 00:17:18,025 Bring your kid. You have kids? 396 00:17:18,047 --> 00:17:20,606 - Yes, of course, of course. - Bring them. 397 00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:23,593 I mean, come on. He's really going off the deep end, Dee. 398 00:17:23,611 --> 00:17:26,609 I don't know. I hate to admit it, Dennis, but he's got a point, you know. 399 00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:28,849 It doesn't seem like it's all that easy to buy an assault rifle. 400 00:17:28,868 --> 00:17:30,893 No, no, no, no, no. Don't you start with that shit, Dee. 401 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,363 - Well, I'm sorry. - It is incredibly easy to buy assault rifle, 402 00:17:33,372 --> 00:17:37,083 and I'm gonna prove to you how easy it is right now. Okay, here comes our guy. 403 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,569 Mm, mm. No. 404 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,400 - Hi. - Uh, you got my money? 405 00:17:42,819 --> 00:17:44,532 You got my people-killer? 406 00:17:44,923 --> 00:17:47,322 - Right here. - Oh, ho, ho, ho. That's the stuff, baby. 407 00:17:47,351 --> 00:17:51,059 Now, I got $1,500, which is the fair asking price. 408 00:17:51,222 --> 00:17:52,935 I hope that's okay. 409 00:17:53,534 --> 00:17:55,449 - Yeah. Give it to me. - All right. 410 00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:57,163 There you go. 411 00:17:57,769 --> 00:18:00,523 All right, now, I'm not really totally comfortable rolling the window down. 412 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,311 I'm sure you understand why, so I'm just gonna pop the trunk and you can, uh, 413 00:18:03,339 --> 00:18:04,694 you can throw it in there, all right? 414 00:18:04,726 --> 00:18:05,886 - Back there? - Yeah. 415 00:18:05,907 --> 00:18:07,157 - In the trunk? - Yeah. 416 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,467 Okay, I got you. 417 00:18:08,492 --> 00:18:10,540 You see how easy that is, Dee? 418 00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:12,518 You just give a man $1,500 419 00:18:12,537 --> 00:18:14,542 - and he gives you an assault rifle. - Uh-oh. Ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh. 420 00:18:14,548 --> 00:18:16,867 - What? Where's he going? - Well, he appears to be sauntering off. 421 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,459 Well, don't do... No. Well, sir, I gave you the $1,500. 422 00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:21,630 Don't saunter away. I'm try... That's not fair! 423 00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:23,285 No, it's not fair! You stop right now! 424 00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:26,197 Listen, you stop in your tracks! Uh, Dennis, go stop him. 425 00:18:26,225 --> 00:18:29,160 Denni... Go stop...? The man has an assault rifle! 426 00:18:29,185 --> 00:18:30,873 - What am I supposed to do?! - Shit! 427 00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:32,805 - I can't buy one! - The only thing that stops 428 00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:35,954 a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, which we can't get! 429 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,358 Goddamn son of a bitch Frank, you were right! 430 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,134 - Frank was right! - Shit! 431 00:18:43,929 --> 00:18:46,298 - Where's Frank? We're hot. We're coming in super hot! - Where is Frank?! 432 00:18:46,323 --> 00:18:47,923 - Oh, you guys hot? - You guys are still hot? 433 00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:50,433 - The whole thing's hot, man! - Oh, yeah, I'm burning up right now! 434 00:18:50,452 --> 00:18:53,166 - It's a crazy situation! - We're on your side now! 435 00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:55,619 We got to get these guns off the streets! 436 00:18:55,638 --> 00:18:57,363 - Boo-yah! - Wait, what? No, no. 437 00:18:57,376 --> 00:18:58,904 Off the streets? What are you, crazy? 438 00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:01,420 - We need the guns on the streets! - Everyone needs to have guns! 439 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,259 We need to flood the streets with guns! 440 00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:05,403 - To stay safe. - Aw, shit. 441 00:19:05,584 --> 00:19:07,415 I mean, I think, uh... 442 00:19:07,656 --> 00:19:10,561 You know, I think we crossed right past each other like ships in the night, man. 443 00:19:10,576 --> 00:19:12,744 - We flip-flopped. - Yeah, 'cause we're on the opposite side now. 444 00:19:12,764 --> 00:19:15,160 - That side makes no more sense to me. - If we could've just met up, like, 445 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,138 - two hours ago... - Oh, oh, there's Frank. 446 00:19:17,147 --> 00:19:19,609 Hey, Frank! Frank, is that a box of guns? What is that? 447 00:19:19,648 --> 00:19:21,199 Guns? No. 448 00:19:21,304 --> 00:19:22,910 Water filters. 449 00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:24,497 Water filters? 450 00:19:24,523 --> 00:19:26,467 All right, guys, load 'em in. 451 00:19:26,673 --> 00:19:27,869 Very nice. 452 00:19:28,332 --> 00:19:30,246 Hey, Frank, why do you have a truck full of water filters? 453 00:19:30,268 --> 00:19:31,828 Uh, you know what, I don't give a shit. 454 00:19:31,864 --> 00:19:33,289 Let's get down to that rally, man. 455 00:19:33,317 --> 00:19:34,272 - Rally? - Yeah. 456 00:19:34,294 --> 00:19:36,377 Yes, the freedom rally. The one you organized. 457 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,655 Ooh, shit, I'm not gonna go down there. 458 00:19:38,693 --> 00:19:40,380 It's gonna be a bunch of nuts with guns. 459 00:19:40,398 --> 00:19:42,017 - Too dangerous. - Wait, hold on a second. 460 00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:43,996 What's going on? I thought you were into guns. 461 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,985 You know, why have you been on TV talking about all that shit? 462 00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:47,709 I bought a stake in Gunther's Guns. 463 00:19:47,726 --> 00:19:49,470 I got everybody angry and scared. 464 00:19:49,514 --> 00:19:51,332 They bought the guns, I made a fortune. 465 00:19:51,351 --> 00:19:54,946 Oh, my God. This is crazy. So you don't give a shit about the gun issue at all? 466 00:19:54,971 --> 00:19:55,684 Uh, uh... 467 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,862 I mean, what the hell? You're like the NRA. 468 00:19:57,870 --> 00:20:00,970 Yeah, a little bit like the NRA. Little tiny bit. 469 00:20:00,996 --> 00:20:03,690 But I-I think of myself more like Al Gore. 470 00:20:03,715 --> 00:20:06,390 You know, he got everybody worked up over global warming. 471 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:07,965 Then he made millions. 472 00:20:08,097 --> 00:20:10,318 - Huh?! - Yeah. Everybody does it. 473 00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:12,382 Liberals, conservatives, doesn't matter. 474 00:20:12,397 --> 00:20:15,857 This is America: you're either a duper or a dupee. 475 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:19,074 I'm a duper. You guys are the dupees. 476 00:20:19,561 --> 00:20:20,993 I got to go. 477 00:20:21,123 --> 00:20:23,123 Where you going now? 478 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:27,355 With us now is local community activist, Frank Reynolds, 479 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:29,760 with a terrifying statistic. Frank? 480 00:20:29,794 --> 00:20:32,069 - Yes. Thank you, Chet. - You're welcome. 481 00:20:32,112 --> 00:20:37,893 Do you know that 90% of your water is 100% toxins? 482 00:20:38,336 --> 00:20:40,394 Who knows what the other 10% is? 483 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,643 - It's probably far worse, I would imagine. - It's really worse. 484 00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:47,907 I have a water filter for you that you need to put in every single home. 485 00:20:47,948 --> 00:20:50,817 It will protect you and your entire family. 486 00:20:50,857 --> 00:20:53,445 You can even give that water to your babies. 487 00:20:53,575 --> 00:20:54,807 Wow. 488 00:20:54,997 --> 00:20:58,967 Well, babies, look out, because this next segment is just for you. 489 00:20:58,984 --> 00:21:01,989 Don't turn that channel. Your life may depend upon it. 490 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:05,044 - Got to give it to him. He is good. - That son of a bitch. 491 00:21:05,075 --> 00:21:06,645 - Goddamn. - Yeah. 492 00:21:08,652 --> 00:21:10,309 I think I'm gonna get one of those water filters. 493 00:21:10,325 --> 00:21:12,359 - I do kind of want one, right? - For safety, for safety. 494 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,035 - I mean, he does make some good points. - Yeah. 495 00:21:14,052 --> 00:21:16,352 - The water's toxic. - I mean, it is. Yeah. 496 00:21:16,497 --> 00:21:26,497 Sync and corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther